Astros remind Jose Altuve how short he is by assigning him short urinal


Jose Altuve is a really, really good baseball player (Pro tip: Draft him in your fantasy baseball league).

He’s also really short. As in 5’6″.

Jake Marisnick and the Astros reminded their star second baseman about his height today by giving him his own urinal.

The really short one.

You’d think the Astros would’ve done this joke a while ago but it’s still funny today.

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