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WWE Weekly Wrap-Up: The SmackDown women’s division appreciation thread

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While Charlotte Flair and Sasha Banks continue to run the gauntlet of stipulation matches on Raw, the SmackDown women’s division continues to feel a bit overlooked.

Even though the tables match between Alexa Bliss and Becky Lynch didn’t steal the show this past Sunday at the Tables, Ladders and Chair Pay-Per-View, both girls worked hard and set the table (puns!) for a fiery feud that will continue for the next couple of weeks.

The storyline is simple. Becky doesn’t like Alexa and can’t stand the fact that she’s walking around with her title. This isn’t about family legacies and tributes to Eddie Guerrero. It’s professional wrestling 101.

You see, the storylines on SmackDown are simple and easy to follow, especially in the women’s division. Take the bloodfeud between Carmella and Nikki Bella for example. They’ve been paired together for roughly the same amount of time as Charlotte/Sasha and yet, the combination doesn’t feel stale.

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The root of Carmella’s issues with Nikki are simple. At first, the “Princess of Staten Island” wanted to make an impact on the main roster by attacking Nikki and then eventually explained that she was sickened by the opportunities that the last of the Bella Twins has received due to her sister and her real-life relationship with John Cena.

Pro wrestling always feels more intense when real-life issues are presented in a way that fits correctly into a storyline. That crutch has been used with Cena more than any other superstar in WWE, but it always works. By bringing up Cena’s name, Carmella instantly felt like an important act on the show.

Now that the two have had their “blowoff” match, the Carmella-Nikki storyline is now morphing into a “Who attacked Nikki at Survivor Series?” mystery that will be resolved soon. Carmella has “insisted” that Natalya attacked Nikki, but Nattie has “denied” these claims. There are four possible outcomes here:

  • Carmella is trying to swerve all of us
  • Natalya really did “attack” Nikki
  • Eva Marie is coming back
  • A returning Mickie James is the culprit

Let’s just peel back for a minute and appreciate that in 2016, the creative team has successfully taken a story that could have easily been done in a month and instead, laid out a road map for a long-term feud that is still evolving.

The key to the feud’s longevity has been Carmella, who has continued to throw down slam dunks on the microphone every week during her heel turn. She’s clearly confident on the microphone, so much so that pockets of the crowd have actually cheered her because she’s too entertaining to ignore.

A similar sentiment is applicable to the new SmackDown women’s champion Alexa Bliss. Between her incredible facial reactions (she has the best in the company, period) and her b****y persona, she was able to quickly establish herself on the main roster. Essentially, Bliss has taken the character she portrayed on NXT and has cranked up the intensity just a bit.

(Sidenote: This feud is in the process of helping Becky Lynch as well. Instead of doing her normal entrance and slapping hands with fans, she was serious on Tuesday. “The Lass Kicker” walked to the ring with a purpose and I suspect that we’ll see a very aggressive side of Lynch in the title rematch. Frankly, Lynch needed some depth. The smiling, joking babyface character can only go so far and it’s time that she showed some aggression.)

Back to the new faces on SD; when Bliss and Carmella shared the ring for a promo at the episode of SmackDown that I attended live last month, the two came off as incredibly entertaining because they are comfortable with the characters they’re portraying on television. They’ve been booked to shine and have delivered.

The same can’t be said for the new women that have debuted on Raw since the draft. The booking of Nia Jax and Bayley has been atrocious.

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All of the momentum Bayley had after her debut on the main roster is gone. She doesn’t feel special at all and is now floating around the card without any direction, much like Sami Zayn. Nia Jax wasn’t ready to be called up, but the brand split forced creative’s hand and now Jax has already been overexposed. (Tapping out to Becky’s armbar at Survivor Series did not help.)

The beauty of SmackDown’s women division is that new stars have been created, while the established names have been given a fresh twist. Nikki has looked revitalized as a kick-ass babyface who is tired of Carmella’s nonsense. Naomi now has one of the coolest entrances in the business and Natalya might really be a crazy person. (Editor’s Note: Natalya is legit crazy, even if just for her cats.)

Is this the new SmackDown Six? Only time well tell, but for now, let’s just appreciate the simplicity and execution of the women’s division on Tuesday nights.

Was Raw better than SmackDown this week?

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By my count, that’s three straight entertaining episodes of Raw. You know we’re in for a dud next Monday.

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– Who else bought the final false-finish in the Jericho-Reigns match? I really thought Jericho was walking out with the U.S. title.

– I enjoyed all of the Enzo-Lana/Rusev show-long story arc on Monday. Enzo was entertaining in every segment, got a bit of a rub from Ric Flair and showed some character depth when he was trying to leave Lana’s hotel room because he felt uncomfortable.

– Rusev’s beatdown of Enzo was pretty epic. I imagine the little guy was hurting quite a bit because his head slammed back against the wall twice and it looked like a black eye was forming around his right eye when Rusev dragged his lifeless body into the hallway.

– Sami Zayn vs. Kevin Owens was solid, but what else would you expect?

– Am I the only one who didn’t enjoy the Miz-Dolph Ziggler ladder match on Sunday? Sure the storytelling was good and made logical sense, but the first 10 minutes dragged on for what felt like forever.

– The Big Show’s body looked so different on Monday, it freaked me out.

– The hometown hero (Mark Henry) was actually booked to win and guess what? The crowd popped huge for it. Hopefully this trend continues.

– This Seth Rollins “face” turn just ain’t working.

– If you want to hear something funny that Dean Ambrose said in the ring during the TLC match with AJ Styles, put your headphones in and head to the spot where Styles suplexes Ambrose through the table in the corner.

-For the lazy folks out there you can hear Ambrose say to Styles “You might want to put some shorts on haha.”

– On SmackDown, Styles came off as a legit babyface in the opening segment when he was talking to James Ellsworth. Is a turn coming?

– Once again, AJ Styles is the best performer in the world right now, even when his left butt cheek is exposed.

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– I know I kind of buried the Raw women’s division in the opening section of this column, so let me show some love. Charlotte was wonderful in the closing segment on Monday night. She seemed legitimately upset about the mistake she made back in May when she disowned her father and then came off like such an a**hole when she slapped Ric in the face.

– Baron Corbin’s new entrance video is pretty sweet.

– As is the new beginning for the Wyatt Family entrance. When “Burn in My Light” played for three seconds at TLC I legit popped.

– So all of that time went into Heath Slater and Rhyno for them to be fed to the Wyatt Family like they were jobbers. Makes sense. I guess Slater will have to downgrade his trailer now.

– So, T.J. Perkins is a heel now? Certainly feels that way, which makes sense. His character is pretty unlikable.

– Jack Gallagher might just save the cruiserweight division.

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Kurt Angle to be inducted into WWE Hall of Fame

ORANGE, CA - MAY 08:  Wrestler Kurt Angle arrives at the Lions Gate Premiere of "See No Evil" at the Century Stadium Promenade 25 on May 8, 2006 in Orange, California.  (Photo by Michael Buckner/Getty Images)
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Oh it’s true, it’s true.

WWE announced today that Kurt Angle will be going into their Hall of Fame on March 31st at the Amway Center in Orlando as part of WrestleMania week.

The 1996 Olympic gold medalist is a five-time WWE world champion and regarded as one of the best in-ring talents to ever grace the squared circle. Angle last appeared in a WWE ring way back in August of 2006.

In a press release, WWE’s Executive Vice President Paul “HHH” Levesque said, “Kurt Angle’s accomplishments both in the Olympics and WWE were extraordinary. He was one of the most gifted athletes to ever enter the ring, and we are honored to welcome him into the WWE Hall of Fame.”

WrestleMania 33 will be held Sunday, April 2nd from the Orlando Citrus Bowl live on WWE Network.

WWE Weekly Recap: 2017 Royal Rumble Odds

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For the first time in many years, the favorite to win the Royal Rumble isn’t obvious. In fact, this feels like one of the more unpredictable Rumble matches in WWE history.

Five guys who would be considered a favorite to win the match (Seth Rollins, The Undertaker, Braun Strowman, Goldberg and Brock Lesnar) are rumored to have their WrestleMania programs locked in and none are scheduled to be for either of the company’s main championships.

Instead of being a device that’s used to give an established star a main event spot at Mania, the Rumble might actually be used as a launching pad for a future world champion.

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With that in mind, here’s how I would rank the field:

Baron Corbin 6/1 (+600)

The odds may surprise you, but Corbin has been booked very strong ever since his better-than-expected chairs match with Kalisto at the TLC Pay-Per-View. He was given a lot of offense in the triple threat match for the WWE title on the “Wild Card Finals” episode of SmackDown and “controlled” 80 percent of his match against John Cena this past Tuesday.

Corbin is ascending into the world title picture and it’s totally logical to picture “The Lone Wolf” ending the first PPV of WrestleMania season by pointing at the giant WM sign.

With Goldberg-Lesnar, Undertaker-Strowman, and HHH-Rollins penciled in for Mania, Corbin vs. Styles, Cena or both, is a perfectly fine match (with entrances) to fill 20-25 minutes of the show. Corbin has shown enough in the ring lately for me to buy that he’s ready for a high level match.

Finn Balor 8/1 (+800)

If either Owens or Reigns walk out of the Universal Championship match in San Antonio with the red strap, Balor has a built-in story with either guy.

Balor beat Reigns clean in the middle of the ring during his first night on Raw and after the match Roman said he would love another crack at Balor.

Owens was handed the championship by Triple H, but HHH also has a connection with Balor that could easily be worked up with one or two backstage interactions if creative wanted to go that route.

If not, Balor and Owens could hearken back to their feud in NXT, which produced a set of extremely good matches in the Summer of 2015. Their NXT title match at “Beast in the East” was one of my favorites that year and 30 percent of that was thanks to the streamers that were thrown at the end of Balor’s entrance.

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No matter who Balor works with, he’s going to put on a great performance and if WWE wants to have a NJPW style match at Mania, the Demon King would be the perfect person to insert into it.

Samoa Joe or Shinsuke Nakamura 9/1 (+900)

A debuting superstar has never won the Royal Rumble, but if there was ever a time to do it, this is it.

Joe is the more likely option out of the two, considering that he just dropped the NXT title to Nakamura and failed to beat him in the rematch, but if Nakamura loses the title to Bobby Roode at Takeover: San Antonio (unlikely, but you never know), he instantly becomes a favorite.

If either guy won, it would make sense for them to face Styles for the world title at the company’s biggest show of the year. Joe is one of Styles’ best friends in the business. They’ve made magic in the ring together and understand how to put on a clinic in front of a massive crowd.

Nakamura wrestled Styles in the second to last match at Wrestle Kingdom 10, which is New Japan Pro Wrestling’s version of WrestleMania. It was predictably awesome and if you haven’t seen it yet, set aside a half hour and watch it:

Chris Jericho 10/1 (+1000)

As much as I want to see Team Chris and Kevin face off for the Universal title in Orlando. I just don’t think it’s going to happen. If Owens does somehow hold onto the title at the Alamodome, Jericho would instantly become one of the three favorites to win the Rumble.

Owens and Jericho are the hottest act on the company’s flagship show. Roman Reigns may get a bigger reaction in some cities, but he’s still not ready to be a main event promo, which is exactly what Y2KO have been since September, which is why I’m still holding out hope that this match will be for the title.

If Chris and Kevin are going to feud with each other, someone is going to have to turn and it makes sense for K.O. to beat the crap out of Y2J.

Imagine the verbal jabs between a heel Owens and a sympathetic babyface version Jericho who keeps the same character tone, but plays into the cheers.

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Now imagine Reigns cutting a 5-10 minute promo about defending the title.

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Randy Orton/Bray Wyatt 12/1 (+1200)

It’s easy to see a scenario in which Orton and Wyatt square off at Mania, but what if creative actually has long-term plans for the group?

If Wyatt or Orton were to win the Rumble and wrestle for the world title at WrestleMania, it could set up a title program between the two for the May-July period.

The Miz 14/1 (+1400)

Even though he’s currently in a feud with Dean Ambrose for the Intercontinental Title, Miz has been one of the best acts on SmackDown since the draft and deserves a main event run.

He and AJ teased a feud during a Miz TV segment a few weeks back, but I think the pair should be saved for a SmackDown exclusive PPV later on in the year.

Miz will eventually climb up the card, but sadly, he’s going to be left out of a high profile match at WrestleMania.

John Cena, Roman Reigns, AJ Styles, Kevin Owens 17/1 (+1700)

I’m expecting the losers of both title matches to enter the Rumble later on in the night. If I had to rank the four in terms of most likely winners I’d go: Styles, Cena, Reigns, Owens. It would be an interesting swerve to the Cena-Styles storyline if Cena won the title from AJ earlier in the night and then Styles responded by winning the rumble.

Owens is likely locked for a Mania match with Jericho and it would be a major letdown if Reigns won the most unpredictable Rumble in years.

Sami Zayn 25/1 (+2500)

If the Owens-Zayn storyline had any heat left, Zayn would be a logical choice. It would be a genuinely shocking moment and Zayn could use a boost after doing the job for Strowman.

With Owens likely taking on Jericho at Mania and Zayn’s current placement on the card, I don’t expect the taxi driver to make any real impact in the Rumble.

Rusev 25/1 (+2500)

The Bulgarian George Clooney deserves a featured spot in WrestleMania season because he’s one of the most entertaining full-time performers on the roster, but there are only so many spots to go around.

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Big Cass 25/1 (+2500)

I wouldn’t be surprised in the least if Big Cass ends up as one of the “Final Four” participants in the Rumble match. Either that or he’s going to have a spot midway through where he runs through a couple dudes before going out quickly.

Any member of The New Day 28/1 (+2800)

Big E is the only legitimate option here. This would be an ideal moment to begin the inevitable breakup between the three, but it needs to be a slow burn.

Dean Ambrose 40/1 (+4000)

He’s headed for another multi-man match for the IC title at WrestleMania.

Seth Rollins 50/1 (+5000)

Rollins is obviously penciled in to face Triple H in Orlando, so there’s no need for him to be near the title picture until after Mania.

Braun Strowman 50/1 (+5000)

He’s most likely facing The Undertaker. While it may seem like Strowman isn’t ready for the level of a match, if the company is serious about pushing him, he needs to be in this spot.

The split rosters have created a need for new stars, which means a clean win for Strowman over the Undertaker could be in the cards.

The Undertaker 50/1 (+5000)

As noted above, Taker most likely has a date with Adam from Tinder at Mania.

Yes, I know I used that line last week, but why not bring it back for round two?

Goldberg and Brock Lesnar 50/1 (+5000)

I’d love to see Brock and Goldberg “draw” the first two numbers and beat the hell out of guys until Braun Strowman eventually comes out.

Kane 70/1 (+7000)

Kane has shockingly been protected since the draft, so don’t be surprised if he has a strong showing in the Rumble. Who knows, maybe he makes it all of the way to the “Final Four.”

Shelton Benjamin 75/1 (+7500)

Benjamin was scheduled to return to the SmackDown brand after the draft, but needed surgery to repair a torn rotator cuff. He had a six-month recovery time frame and the Rumble falls perfectly in line with his rehab, so don’t be surprised if “ain’t no stoppin me now” blares over the speakers in San Antonio.

American Alpha 75/1 (+7500)

Enjoy the SmackDown tag team titles. Jordan has a chance to win this in a few years.

Apollo Crews 100/1 (+10000)

He should still be in NXT.

Any cruiserweight 100/1 (+10000)

Nope.

Dolph Ziggler 100/1 (+10000)

The guy’s gimmick is that he loses, so there’s no way he’s going to win.

James Ellsworth 1000/1 (+100000)

Any man with two fists has a chance to be eliminated.

Holy Schnikes moment of the week:

Take it away Becky Lynch.

If you don’t know what see you next Tuesday means, Google it.

Time to “Go Home”

– Stephanie was harder to listen to than Otunga this week. Was it necessary for her to talk down to Sasha and Bayley like that? As a fan, how am I supposed to cheer either of the babyfaces if they don’t have a snarky retort ready to counter Steph’s heelish lines.

– So Nia Jax pins Bayley essentially clean in the middle of the ring just two weeks before Bayley faces Charlotte for the women’s title. Makes sense.

– Has anyone else noticed that Karl Anderson’s pants say #BC on them? I find it a bit strange that no one backstage has said anything to him about this.

– Everything about Neville’s heel turn is great, including the variety of moves he’s displaying in the ring. This week he worked a mat wrestling/submission style that resulted in him using the Rings of Saturn to get the victory over Lince Dorado.

– I like the fire Rich Swann showed when he attacked Neville after the match.

– I thought Natalya and Nikki Bella had an excellent brawl on SmackDown. Nattie caught Nikki with a kick right to the face.

So Seth Rollins is supposedly getting new music after all. Once I heard this version by Downstrait, I got bummed out every time I heard Rollins’ actual music:

– Please WWE, no more Big Cass vs. Jinder Mahal matches.

– I like that Ziggler’s heel turn accelerated this week. The worst thing for his character would have been to come out this week and apologize for his actions. Instead, he beat the crap out of Kalisto after their match and then waffled Apollo Crews with a chair when AC came out to help his “friend” Kalisto.

– This was American Alpha’s best showing since their call-up to the main roster. Gable used his hot tag effectively and Jordan had a very nice amateur wrestling sequence with Bray to begin the match.

– I LOVED Cena’s backstage promo this week. It felt a bit like a Doctor of Thuganomics promo, just all grown up.

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