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The Bachelorette Recap Week 8: It’s over now (basically)

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I hope you all enjoyed Monday night’s episode of The Bachelorette, because once JoJo the producers sent Luke home, we’re basically just waiting for JoJo and ARB to break up a week after the finale so ARB can be the 17th guy on a football pregame show.

But since we still have a couple more recaps to go, let’s just get right into it

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I know we normally start with the MVP, but this is way more important.

The producers clearly had two choices entering the taping of the hometown and fantasy suite dates — prolong the Luke vs. ARB drama until the finale or bite the bullet for this season now and invest heavy in Luke The Bachelor. I can’t say I blame them for their choice. Goading Luke into his last-second display of love only to have JoJo crush him minutes later makes him as sympathetic a figure as possible. In fact, it might be borderline genius. Think of it —

  1. Stage the most romantic date possible for Luke and JoJo to make him look like more than a pretty face.
  2. Convince Luke to wait to tell JoJo he loves her until the rose ceremony.
  3. Tell JoJo she has to send Luke home.
  4. Wait for JoJo to stop begging to take Luke to the fantasy suite.
  5. Profit.

But seriously, the producers basically gave themselves two sympathetic, relatable candidates for next season’s Bachelor by forcing JoJo to eliminate Luke and Chase in the most humiliating and painful ways possible. Too bad neither of them will be even remotely interesting.

MVP

JoJo? I mean I don’t know who else to give it to this. At least JoJo called ARB out on his plans for the next year if she picked him. Of course, ARB tried to ply that smooth jazz he’s used over and over (and still kind of worked), telling JoJo he wants to spend the rest of his life with her. Except JoJo’s response this time was “That’s what Ben said.”

Damn.

ARB did recover nicely enough. By the time their conversation at dinner was over, ARB once again had smoothed things out well enough. The only question left for these two is who gets what job after the show ends and do they announce the breakup immediately after the finale or wait a few weeks.

Romeo’s balcony

I normally don’t devote two categories to one person, but the goodbye scene between ARB and JoJo deserves it’s own breakdown. First of all, ARB is shirtless in sweatpants in a tropical environment. OK, fine — style over comfort. Second, he pulls the classic Bachelorette move of walking up to the balcony, leaning forward with both of his arms on the railing and staring off into the distance. Starting to get stupid, but this is campy reality TV, so I’ll buy it. But then, in the final and most ridiculous straw, the camera pans out from Jordan’s thoughtful moment to reveal JoJo walking directly below him on the beach below — except HE NEVER CHANGES HIS VIEW. I have seen some absolutely ridiculous things on this show, but this was a slap to the face.

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Oh, Robby, you easily manipulated creeper. The only reason you’re still around is the producers can basically get you and your mom to do whatever they want. I’m not sure what Robby thinks he’s going to get out of this agreement, but I can almost guarantee what he actually gets isn’t what he thinks it is.

Robby is probably the least interesting competitor the producers could’ve picked to go up against ARB in the finale. But that tells you all you need to know about this season. They’ve already mailed it in.

Shock and awww

Man, I legitimately feel bad for Chase. He clearly knew he didn’t belong at this point of the competition. He even told JoJo she liked the other guys more than she liked him, but there he was, in the fantasy suite, thinking he had a shot. And then he drops the L bomb, and, boom. JoJo decides THAT’S the minute to call it quits and end this charade.

The worst part of it all is he only said it because JoJo basically goaded him into saying it. Hey, at least he got to come back for that totally useless goodbye scene with JoJo during the rose ceremony.

I think I’m becoming jaded.

 

Random notes

  • My favorite part of the rose ceremony was the monkeys and it’s not that close.
  • Did anyone else hear someone call this week “the romantic overnight dates” or was that just me? That was real, right?
  • Does anyone actually believe Robby’s dad wrote that note? Good, me neither.
  • I find it hilarious how all of them still say “Chris Harrison” at the end of reading the fantasy suite letter.
  • When Robby interrupted Chase’s date and came to JoJo’s room, I shouted “He pulled a Kayla!”
  • ARB was bored AF on that cave hiking date.

Quote of the week

“I was in love with her, but I never got the chance to love her.”

That’s deep, Luke. It’s also completely incomprehensible nonsense, which is a perfect segue for JoJo’s family next week! HEYO!

LISTEN: NBC Sports Thanksgiving Weekend Podcast Recommendations

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Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy the turkey, apple pie, oh and the traffic.

One of the most-traveled days of the year is the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Here are some of the most recent episodes from the NBC Sports Podcast Lineup, so you can be thoroughly entertained while traveling. 

We have something for everyone- shows that range from NFL analysis to pop culture to NASCAR.

Thanksgiving and football are synonymous. If you’re a football fan, check out the PA and Florio podcast with Vikings play-by-play announcer Paul Allen. (Subscribe on iTunes here)

If you are setting your fantasy football lineup on the way to your grandmother’s house, check out the Rotoworld Fantasy Football podcast. Evan Silva might leave you a compliment if you rate and review in iTunes too.

That kind of football not really your thing? Give our Premier League podcast a shot and listen to the 2 Robbies. Robbie Earle and Robbie Mustoe dissect everything happening in the Premier League. You can find The 2 Robbies on iTunes too.

If you’re stuck in traffic, Danica Patrick’s candid conversation on the NASCAR on NBC podcast with Nate Ryan might be right up your alley. Subscribe here for automatic downloads of fresh content.

College Basketball is in full swing. In between your first and second courses, listen to College Basketball Talk’s analysis on the top 25 teams and the latest current events in college basketball.

If you’re not an X’s and O’s fan, but love hearing about what’s going on in the world and pop culture? Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir’s show Tara and Johnny will thoroughly entertain you.

Not seeing your sport here? Check out the full NBC Sports Podcast lineup here or tweet me @TessQuinlan and I’ll track it down.

 

Best sports Vines: 10 funniest, most unforgettable videos, moments

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Twitter announced Thursday morning it will shutter Vine, the looping, six-second video platform that spawned a generation of Internet celebrities and unforgettable highlight clips.

So we decided to put together our 10 favorite sports (relatively speaking) Vines for your pleasure.

Remember that time Mike Tyson got RKO’d by a hoverboard?

Maybe throw some chains on those tires next time.

Dance like nobody’s watching.

We don’t understand why the Knicks hired Derek Fisher either, Lance.

NEVER celebrate early, kid.

The Vine that spawned 1 million Vines.

Pete Rose with a Hall of Fame photobomb (Vine-bomb?).

Way to go, Paul.

LOW BRIDGE!

The Spelling Bee is not a game, yo.

Vine is gone. Long live Vine.