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The Bachelorette Recap Week 2: Protein powder, luggage pull-ups and deli meat extravaganza

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Adios, Aaron Rodgers’ brother. Hello, Chad. This was the week of the Meathead and my lord has there ever been a better (or worse) advertisement for protein powder, travel luggage and deli meat.

I’ve heard a lot of guys say the Bachelor is a better watch — for all the stereotypical reasons you’re probably thinking — but this week’s episode of the Bachelorette was proof positive there isn’t much as uniquely enjoyable as a bunch of yoked-up, steroided (is that a word?) DudeBros pitted against each other and forced to mansplain what it really means to be in love.

So, without further adieu…

MVP

I can’t even imagine the look on the producers’ faces when they put together the footage from this week. Chad dominated the episode the same way he dominated those luggage pull-ups. It was like watching Sammy Sosa in 1998. You know there’s some sort of strange and possibly banned substance fueling the madness, but it’s just so damn entertaining. It’s hard to put everything he did into cogent sentences, so here’s my Chad notes in chronological order of the show:

  • Chad seems like a massive jerk. Producer edit?
  • Is there no gym in the house, Chad? He really just put all his protein powders in a suitcase and did pull-ups on a gondola. Seriously.
  • Chad is both the most real and the biggest ass.
  • Chad and Drunk Canadian Dude are BFFs and it’s perfect.
  • Chad is Olivia.
    • This deserves a sub-bullet because I’m damn proud of this realization. We can only hope the producers force JoJo string Chad along for long enough to dump him crying on an island in the rain in the middle of nowhere.
  • Chad makes some pretty fair points during the SportsNation segment.
  • Chad is eating a lot of deli meats.
  • Chad is eating again!!
  • Holy crap, is Chad eating deli meats during the rose ceremony? Yep, he is.

Chad, man. You are a hero to meatheads everywhere.

One more on Chad

Yes, there’s a lot of Chad in this recap, but can we circle back and talk about his SportsNation moment? Yeah, you probably shouldn’t call the Bachelorette a nag, but he was DEAD RIGHT about all of the dudes on this show. They met this woman days ago and they’re supposed to explain all the ways they love her? You might be a massive tool Chad, but you were the most honest guy on a fake reality TV show designed to sell “love” and jack up Instagram followers.

Ben

I asked my fiancee at one point, “How many times has Ben been mentioned?” I lost count, but it seems like it should be a bit of warning sign that JoJo can’t stop talking about her ex. Just saying.

Ridiculous professions

This week: “Hipster.” “Bachelor Superfan.” “Former Pro Quarterback.” Tremendous. I’m looking forward to the day someone lists “Tweeter.”

Aaron Rodgers’ brother

Quiet week for the (still) frontrunner, but a couple notes here.

  • One, how many times are you gonna mention Aaron? I might have to start counting.
  • THAT’S your TD dance, bro?

Random observations

  • One week after talking about how she wanted kisses to be special, JoJo is making out with EVERYONE.
  • That one dude who got a rose and was wearing a half-zip sweater probably has a closet full of half-zips.
  • Who wrote that JoJo song and why hasn’t it been released on someone’s SoundCloud account, yet?
  • Did Max Kellerman wear the three-piece suit because he knew he was going to be on Bachelorette?

Quote of the week

There were so many from Chad to pick from, but I’ll go with a low-key hilarious one:

“It was like the Care Bears surrounded you and told you they were gonna kick your ass.”

Two episodes next week! Twice the Chad! Oh boy.

LISTEN: NBC Sports Thanksgiving Weekend Podcast Recommendations

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Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy the turkey, apple pie, oh and the traffic.

One of the most-traveled days of the year is the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. Here are some of the most recent episodes from the NBC Sports Podcast Lineup, so you can be thoroughly entertained while traveling. 

We have something for everyone- shows that range from NFL analysis to pop culture to NASCAR.

Thanksgiving and football are synonymous. If you’re a football fan, check out the PA and Florio podcast with Vikings play-by-play announcer Paul Allen. (Subscribe on iTunes here)

If you are setting your fantasy football lineup on the way to your grandmother’s house, check out the Rotoworld Fantasy Football podcast. Evan Silva might leave you a compliment if you rate and review in iTunes too.

That kind of football not really your thing? Give our Premier League podcast a shot and listen to the 2 Robbies. Robbie Earle and Robbie Mustoe dissect everything happening in the Premier League. You can find The 2 Robbies on iTunes too.

If you’re stuck in traffic, Danica Patrick’s candid conversation on the NASCAR on NBC podcast with Nate Ryan might be right up your alley. Subscribe here for automatic downloads of fresh content.

College Basketball is in full swing. In between your first and second courses, listen to College Basketball Talk’s analysis on the top 25 teams and the latest current events in college basketball.

If you’re not an X’s and O’s fan, but love hearing about what’s going on in the world and pop culture? Tara Lipinski and Johnny Weir’s show Tara and Johnny will thoroughly entertain you.

Not seeing your sport here? Check out the full NBC Sports Podcast lineup here or tweet me @TessQuinlan and I’ll track it down.

 

Best sports Vines: 10 funniest, most unforgettable videos, moments

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Twitter announced Thursday morning it will shutter Vine, the looping, six-second video platform that spawned a generation of Internet celebrities and unforgettable highlight clips.

So we decided to put together our 10 favorite sports (relatively speaking) Vines for your pleasure.

Remember that time Mike Tyson got RKO’d by a hoverboard?

Maybe throw some chains on those tires next time.

Dance like nobody’s watching.

We don’t understand why the Knicks hired Derek Fisher either, Lance.

NEVER celebrate early, kid.

The Vine that spawned 1 million Vines.

Pete Rose with a Hall of Fame photobomb (Vine-bomb?).

Way to go, Paul.

LOW BRIDGE!

The Spelling Bee is not a game, yo.

Vine is gone. Long live Vine.